Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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