- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats long and green? weed

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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