Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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