- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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A women president

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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