A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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What's big and white?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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