- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

trumpy trumpy trump

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

What did the man without a tongue say...

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

K.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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