A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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