- Anti Joke

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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