giddy goat

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Why did the book disappear?

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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I have aids

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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...............................................................hi

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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