- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Whats white and sticky fluff

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

captcha: all yer base

what is sticky and brown?a stick

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Pain Olympics.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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