I had sex with my mother in law

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Strawberries!

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Anti Joke

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