What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Needless to say,

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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your mum

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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