What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Civil Rights.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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knock knock get lost!

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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These Jokes suck.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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