- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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