How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

What is long and black The unemployment line

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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