- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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