why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Canada AYY

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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the WNBA

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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Anti Joke

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