Woman Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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i like pie.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Fox News.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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