There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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