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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

No.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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