- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

No.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What time is it? Refrigerator

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Netflix and chill

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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