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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Netflix and chill

Get on your knees Ho

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

You know what sucks? Yes.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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