- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

rebecca is a hard worker

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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