Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Butt Sex.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Membean

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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