- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

rebecca is a hard worker

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