Women's Rights.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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