- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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