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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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