- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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