What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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a man is running away

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Penis.

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lol a man is drowning

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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