What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Two english guys meet at work

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Shut the cork up!

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modern love

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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