- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

raping black women

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

obama's promises

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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