- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

pickle juice?

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

do you want to hear a joke?

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Womens rights.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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