- Anti Joke

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Your mom.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.