There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Worst joke ever

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

You smell like shit

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

donald................duck for president

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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