Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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ass in my face ? no

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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lol a man is drowning

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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poop is very very yummy.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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american government

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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