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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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I never asked for this.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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thumbs up!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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