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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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xavier stop

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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