Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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