- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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