How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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