Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Sarah Palin

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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