What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

my whole life!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

So. The gays. ...

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

AIDS

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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