A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Cancer.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Lil' Wayne

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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drake

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Gianni

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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no

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