- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Samantha

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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