- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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