- Anti Joke

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

the asian kid gets an F

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane