Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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