- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

What did Delaware? A coat.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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