What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

you know whats funny the letter Q

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Your mom.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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