what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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ginger

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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