- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

A women's opinion.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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