3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Okay, one second.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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I can't see my forehead

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