What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

So, same time tomorrow then?

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Anti Joke

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