What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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vaginas

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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