your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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