The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Top Gear USA

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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obama

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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