- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Jesus was a good guy

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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