- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

BenWuzHear

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Jason Connor.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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