Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

What's funnier than 24? 25

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

i can't stand cripple jokes

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

A homosexual walks into a church

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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