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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

That's what SHE said!

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

A young baby died.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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