Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Women's rights.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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