Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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No, Trinidad.

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E= McVagina

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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