1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Women's rights.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Bob dole

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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black guy graduating high school

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Sarah Palin

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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