- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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