you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

Jews

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

Black...

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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