How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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