Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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