Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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A Sloth runs...

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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donald................duck for president

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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