How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Womens' Rights

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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