- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Yo momma so fat you have aids

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

this girl died

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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