So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Bob dole

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Anti Joke

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