How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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