- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Women's rights.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What's clear and wet? water

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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