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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Ju... Just why?

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

tims sty:)

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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