Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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That's what SHE said!

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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