why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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