- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What's 9+10? 19

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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